A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
Sir Winston Churchill once blurted out the swiftness of rumour flow around the globe. Through world wide web (www) service, the fact that ... would the truth outsmart the once ever fast-pacing rumour or lie ......is thought-provoking.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Nobel Prize
just happened to surf nobel prize winners and still wondering if I should feel proud of my country as being one of the nobel laureates or . . .
nobel laureates by names
nobel laureates by university
nobel laureates by country
nobel laureates by names
nobel laureates by university
nobel laureates by country
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
let the prayer be answered!
A lady went to her parish priest one day and told him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
Sunday, June 04, 2006
cheesy or tricky?
thesundaytimes June 4 2006
living in suburban area, a girl in america screamed out enough to draw her mother's attention when she got accepted to NUS despite rejection letters from the best business universities in US. hilarious....I hardly see NUS advertisement in papers till when it came out like this...
living in suburban area, a girl in america screamed out enough to draw her mother's attention when she got accepted to NUS despite rejection letters from the best business universities in US. hilarious....I hardly see NUS advertisement in papers till when it came out like this...
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